How elephants are meant to be drawn: a study.

The phone number has been blacked out for this girl's own protection. Ronnie has many enemies.

Animal feces in all other foods is a-okay.

This is apparently a mockery of a previous blog entry. The wrap station is pretty hard to miss.

Everyone loves Ronnie.

Chase Dining Hall serves South Campus, but it is clearly inferior. Long live Lenoir.

Overzealous Fandom, vol. 3: I know you can't read this. Here's what it says:

*I like your crome (sic) shelving units for dishes; I have one in my dorm. You are cool to have them.
*The peach & raspberry yogurts are better than the strawberry-->please have them more! :o)
*The pizza dough is sometimes only partially cooked on top.
*Thanks for the low-carb syrup!
*You ought to give tours/have an online tour b/c CDS is fascinating! :o)

This is by the same person as below (as if the smiley faces didn't give it away).

Overzealous Fandom, vol. 2: I think she speaks for all of us.

If loving Lenoir Hall's quaint atmosphere and delectable variety is evil, I don't want to be good.

Overzealous Fandom, vol. 1: Who is Josefa? Perhaps she is Josefa Menendez: The Greatest Saint.

Existential Questions, vol. 1.

This customer advises Lenoir to "lose the red stuff." Ketchup? Barbecue sauce? The blood of college students from a grisly mishap at the Grill?

This is the only comment card currently in our possession with a reply. Besides the obvious ailment "lucky charms blindess," this customer feels it is necessary to refer to the Dining Hall as if she's a person.

This reads: I want to know who Lenoir Hall is named for. Also, more small black hairs in the ice cream, plz!!! I <3 U

The Carolina website says that, "Lenoir Hall is named for General William Lenoir, a Revolutionary War patriot who was named the first chairman of the Board of Trustees of the university in 1790." Lenoir Hall is a University hallmark full of history. And black hairs.

Awkward Confrontations, vol. 1: This customer accuses Lenoir of deceit. No other comment card in our possession is quite this bellicose. Why is that? Because Lenoir serves quality food in a timely and friendly manner.